This article is part of the Barkwire.com series.
BiGDOG's is always on the lookout for any good dogs. What can I say, I got an eye for this stuff. Here's a rundown of all the furballs I spotted this week.
After calling out some idiot newb for suggesting that Sycamore was a better dog than Panzer, I got banned from that stupid website. Turns out the idiot newb was the site owner. Guess he can't handle constructive criticism. Goddamn typical.
BiGDOG is gonna start bearing his teeth if this shit doesn't shape up soon.
Not giving up!!!
I have fought too damn hard to get where I am and I don't need a bunch of useless idiots with one tenth my knowledge holding me back!! Guess this is how Kevin Mitnick must have felt.
This business is getting out of hand. I go ONLINE to STATE FACTS. IF I interject a little OPINION, that is my RIGHT. To get banned or put in the doghouse is absolute BULL****. UNACCEPTABLE BULL****!
I am sick to my stomach with rage and ready to kick some ass. If any of you idiots want to put your money where your mouth is, let me know. I'll be happy to punch you in your stupid, money-filled mouth.
Spent the weekend in the hospital. Turns out I developed an ulcer. My vet (j/k my doctor) said I needed to take a step back and avoid causes of stress for awhile. Funny thing is I'm not under any stress.
No, wait, I take that back. I'm man enough to admit that I am stressed. I'm stressed to see all these idiots who don't know jack shit about the dogs in this town shredding the constitution like it was some lousy homework. I have a right to air my views and share my wisdom. THIS IS ONE DOG YOU CAN'T STICK A MUZZLE ON.
Anyway, BiGDOG is gonna take some time off. If you support this cause of free speech, please add this image to your sig on all the dog sites saying you support BiGDOG. Sooner or later these sons of bitches will have to start respecting the goddamn rights of man.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
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