Canto I

Josh says to heck with the surface world! He's headin' underground to start anew in CaveLife!

Josh just installed CaveLife, the fun new game where you get your own virtual cave to personalize with awesome stalagmites that represent you!

October 22 @ 9:33am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!

Josh just got friendly with a critter living in his CaveLife Cave!

You can find all sorts of interesting critters creepin' and crawlin' all over your cave! Get your free cave now and earn 10 free CaveBucks!

October 22 @ 9:36am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!

Josh just unlocked the Spelunk Daddy achievement for diggin' so deep in his cave! Why aren't you playing CaveLife?

Earn all sorts of nifty achievements and awards working on your cave! The better you make it, the more you win! Start yours now!

October 22 @ 9:41am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!

Canto II

Josh just unlocked the Grotto Loco achievement for trickin' out his grotto with awesome decorations from the CaveStore!

Josh is doing such an amazing job decorating his cave he wanted to share it with all his friends. Get your own CaveLife Cave and you can have as much fun as Josh!

October 23 @ 10:12am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!

Josh just added a spooky new Halloween Guano Pile to his cave! Get in on the action and start your own free cave!
October 23 @ 11:15am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!

Josh bought a limited-edition Crystal Stalactite for 35 CaveBucks! Restock your CaveBucks now in the CaveStore.
October 23 @ 12:14pm via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!

Canto III

Josh just unlocked the Pipin' Hot achievement after he added a Lava Tube to his cave!

Customize your CaveLife Cave with dozens of down and dirty decorations available in the CaveStore! Play free now!

October 24 @ 9:33am via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!

Josh earned the CaveBuddy achievement for helping spruce up a friend's cave! Won't you cave in and help Josh out?

Friends don't let friends cave alone! Join your buddy Josh in CaveLife and get 20 free CaveBucks!

October 24 @ 12:01pm via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!

Josh just bought a shiny new pickaxe from the CaveStore!

Stock up on cavin' tools and decorations and create your own cave to explore and share with friends!

October 24 @ 1:47pm via CaveLife · Comment · Like · Start Cavin' Today!
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