Nature SucksNo, you think. I won't do anything for a soda. You walk out and the sun blinds you. As your eyes adjust, the rays splash against your body, and you feel the temperature raising. When you can see again, the trees seem somehow greener, the sky bluer, and the world in its entirety somehow more alive. It seems like everything is possible right now.
"The world sucks." You say, kicking a rock. Without your soda, you do a shitty job during your raid, but as you stare at the computer screen for seven hours, you realize that at least you're happy.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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