Nature SucksNo, you think. I won't do anything for a soda. You walk out and the sun blinds you. As your eyes adjust, the rays splash against your body, and you feel the temperature raising. When you can see again, the trees seem somehow greener, the sky bluer, and the world in its entirety somehow more alive. It seems like everything is possible right now.
"The world sucks." You say, kicking a rock. Without your soda, you do a shitty job during your raid, but as you stare at the computer screen for seven hours, you realize that at least you're happy.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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