"Can I have new fries?"
"Welp, fine" you say, turning around. Looks like you have to burn this place to the ground.
You watch the place collapse under the flames while sipping the last of your root beer. The firefighters are struggling to get people out. Oh look at the time. The Obama rally is about to start.
Go to the Rally
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