Yours Truly reads a short story from my new book, Devil's Manor. It is a collection of erotic short stories centering around a mysterious house in which paranormal, or perhaps Satanic, sex events occur. I hope to have the book in stores this holiday season, as the perfect holiday gift. Please turn your lights down and enjoy.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.