Yours Truly reads a short story from my new book, Devil's Manor. It is a collection of erotic short stories centering around a mysterious house in which paranormal, or perhaps Satanic, sex events occur. I hope to have the book in stores this holiday season, as the perfect holiday gift. Please turn your lights down and enjoy.

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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