Yours Truly reads a short story from my new book, Devil's Manor. It is a collection of erotic short stories centering around a mysterious house in which paranormal, or perhaps Satanic, sex events occur. I hope to have the book in stores this holiday season, as the perfect holiday gift. Please turn your lights down and enjoy.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.