Last year, screenwriter Diablo Cody wowed filmgoers and fans of orange stripes alike with her ultra-cute movie, Juno. So what does this wordsmith have in store for us in 2008? Find out when Something Awful Hollywood dumpster-diver Bob "BobServo" Mackey delivers ultra-rare screenplay scans of Diablo's next project, Quotey, a dramedy about a brilliant-yet-spunky screenwriter who says what we all think but still faces persecution for her quirky ways. You'd best list it on your Facebook right now!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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