My friend --
We did it. It has happened.
We just made history. Because of you, personally. We did this. When I say "we" I mean "you."
Every single day, you donated, you knocked on doors, and you got your neighborhood involved. You walked the streets for money. You put on the red light.
Our journey has been historic, and in the past few months we have accomplished something extraordinary: history. The months and years to come will not be easy, but with your continuing support and contributions we will continue to make history, more history than has ever been made in history.
Esteemed supporter --
Change is coming to America.
A month ago, on Election Day, together, we built history.
We don’t know when this change will happen, but we do know this: change will happen right away, immediately. But we can’t do it alone.
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