|"Son, I'm proud of you. All of America is proud of you. Mission Accomplished."|
|"Thanks dad. I could have done it without you, and I did. I'm my own Man."|
|"I know, son."|
|"Hey, wanna see how far I can bend my leg above my head?"|
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