|"Son, I'm proud of you. All of America is proud of you. Mission Accomplished."|
|"Thanks dad. I could have done it without you, and I did. I'm my own Man."|
|"I know, son."|
|"Hey, wanna see how far I can bend my leg above my head?"|
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
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