|"Son, I'm proud of you. All of America is proud of you. Mission Accomplished."|
|"Thanks dad. I could have done it without you, and I did. I'm my own Man."|
|"I know, son."|
|"Hey, wanna see how far I can bend my leg above my head?"|
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
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