Perfectly Harmless. He has purchased the edition of Modern Warfare 2 with the low light goggles and is so excited he took a picture posing with them. This is the sort of thing a fifteen-year-old does, but Ice-T is so immersed in the culture of his past oppressor that he now wallows in juvenilia, bragging about playing World of Warcraft and appearing as a character in Gears of War 3. Is he not entitled to enjoy what he earned? He certainly thinks so.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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