Perfectly Harmless. He has purchased the edition of Modern Warfare 2 with the low light goggles and is so excited he took a picture posing with them. This is the sort of thing a fifteen-year-old does, but Ice-T is so immersed in the culture of his past oppressor that he now wallows in juvenilia, bragging about playing World of Warcraft and appearing as a character in Gears of War 3. Is he not entitled to enjoy what he earned? He certainly thinks so.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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