I've never seen the movie 2 Fast, 2 Furious, but according to the movie's entry on the imfdb all scenes involve someone being held at gunpoint. At least one scene even includes the people taking turns holding each other at gunpoint.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
A brave pop culture addict puts his foot down once and for all.
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