This article is part of the That Insidious Beast series.
[OPERATOR 1 - PULASKI - MOBILE]
[OPERATOR 2 - JENSEN - MOBILE]
[OPERATOR 3 - TILLMAN - FIXED]
[OPERATOR 4 - DONAHUE - OFFLINE]
[CONTROL - CARMICHAEL - OVERWATCH]
OPERATIONAL SHIFT COMMENCE
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