STEAL Me, Baby
The eagerly-awaited "STEAL of the CENTURY Part 4" video has been uploaded! Huzzah! Grab it right here, folks:
Download now or you'll never forgive yourself! If you do download it, please find a way to forgive me.
Jeff K. Is a MASTAR WRITTAR
The ever-proficient Jeff K., learning that Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos will be the topic of a children's book, has decided to make his very own Jeff Bezos book for kids. Here ya go, folks.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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