STEAL Me, Baby
The eagerly-awaited "STEAL of the CENTURY Part 4" video has been uploaded! Huzzah! Grab it right here, folks:
Download now or you'll never forgive yourself! If you do download it, please find a way to forgive me.
Jeff K. Is a MASTAR WRITTAR
The ever-proficient Jeff K., learning that Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos will be the topic of a children's book, has decided to make his very own Jeff Bezos book for kids. Here ya go, folks.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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