STEAL Me, Baby

The eagerly-awaited "STEAL of the CENTURY Part 4" video has been uploaded! Huzzah! Grab it right here, folks:

Download now or you'll never forgive yourself! If you do download it, please find a way to forgive me.

Jeff K. Is a MASTAR WRITTAR

The ever-proficient Jeff K., learning that Amazon.com CEO Jeff Bezos will be the topic of a children's book, has decided to make his very own Jeff Bezos book for kids. Here ya go, folks.

Read it and weep, fellers.

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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