Fireman Comics!

Doh! Due to a variety of reasons, I didn't have enough time to come up with a "proper" update today… so instead, I thought I'd post a few Fireman Comics. I'm sure you remember reading Fireman Comics as a youth, or if you don't, I'm sure your parents do. Anyway, here's a fond look back at a gentler, more peaceful time. Enjoy!

This is the kind of stuff that made me want to be a fireman when I was growing up… *sigh*. Remember kids, stop, drop, and rock and roll!

– Kevin "Fragmaster" Bowen (@sexyfacts4u)

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