Doh! Due to a variety of reasons, I didn't have enough time to come up with a "proper" update today… so instead, I thought I'd post a few Fireman Comics. I'm sure you remember reading Fireman Comics as a youth, or if you don't, I'm sure your parents do. Anyway, here's a fond look back at a gentler, more peaceful time. Enjoy!
This is the kind of stuff that made me want to be a fireman when I was growing up… *sigh*. Remember kids, stop, drop, and rock and roll!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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