13. The Pringles Face

On its lips a silent scream. We could not kill it, but its power had to be contained.

12. Hypercolor Shirts

You have seen what variations in temperature can do to these shirts. Imagine what they will do under 60 atmospheres of pressure.

11. Donkey Kong Country

Hegel has foreseen the end of history. Beyond cities. After the fall of all nations. A new order will rise with impressive 3D/2D graphics.

More Front Page News

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.