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This fun and flirty tee has all the ink you need!

Customer Review:
By bigdad from Fort Wayne, IN

I purchased this shirt to impress my stepdaughter's boyfriend Scott, who has a tattoo of a baby giving the middle finger. He didn't believe these were real tats, and eventually proved it by making me take my shirt off in front of everyone at my family reunion, a humiliating and devastating incident. Nobody will be fooled by this t-shirt unless it is very dark or they have very poor vision. ZERO STARS I GIVE THIS.

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
By skythug from Los Angeles, CA

Picked this shirt up hoping to win favor with the local street gang. They seemed super pumped to see my tats and were very respectful. I thought it was working great, but it turns out they were playing a dirty trick on me. Not only am I not in the Latin Assassins for real, but one of them made me wrestle his overweight son and he gave me very bad indian rope burns.

Age: 31-35

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Customer Review:
By givemegrapes from Kearney, NE

The wife hates it. She hates, hates, hates it. I'm going to get a second shirt just to show her that I can't be reasoned with!!!

Age: 41-45

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Customer Review:
By Dr. Sillydaddy from Hays, KS

I got this for a costume party, but felt so good wearing it I haven't taken it off yet, and the party was weeks ago. People now call me "that weird shirt guy" and sometimes just "him." Feel like I'm making a real name for myself now!

Age: 31-35

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Customer Review:
By jc316 from Dayton, OH

Pretty good. Shirt makes me look like my dad.

Age: 21-25

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Customer Review:
By wildhog from Peoria, IL

COOLEST SHIRT I'VE EVER WORN.

tHE KIDS ARE AFRAID OF ME. WITH GOOD REASON. WHEN I WEAR THIS SHIRT I FEEL POWERFUL AND DANGEROUS, AND I TEND TO GET VERY PUSHY (PHYSICALLY). THIS HAS DONE WONDERS FOR MY CONFIDENCE, LIKE WHEN I WORE THAT MUSCLE SHIRT FOR A SOLID MONTH AND GOT A RAISE (THEY SAID IT WAS SO I COULD AFFORD TO BUY A NEW SHIRT, NOT TRUE, IT WAS FEAR). GOING TO WEAR THIS TO MY GRAVE.

Age: 46-50

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Customer Review:
By raunchy_ron from Casper, WY

Wanted to experience what it was like to look to be Dave Navarro. Picked up this and the Flair Hair Visor (I'm bald). Felt pretty good. Not a bad feeling at all. Will probably ride it out for as long as I can.

Age: 36-40

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Customer Review:
By badbone from Shreveport, LA

One of the "tattoos" says "WHITE POWER" which is a bit much. I don't disagree, but I'm not looking for any more racial troubles.

Age: 36-40

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