The entire set, exactly as it was during the final episode, complete with the skeletons and the giant, leathery egg.
Old skin, hairs, scar tissue, fluids. All of the things you produced in the 1990s, cataloged and preserved. Weighs approximately 1/2 ton.
Sealed in an airtight sarcophagus to prevent spoilage.
Fashioned from feathers and tin, this likeness plays saxophone and looks upon you with painted eyes that seem to hate.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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