7. Nickelodeon's Double Dare

The entire set, exactly as it was during the final episode, complete with the skeletons and the giant, leathery egg.

6. The body you left behind

Old skin, hairs, scar tissue, fluids. All of the things you produced in the 1990s, cataloged and preserved. Weighs approximately 1/2 ton.

5. Fresh Prince of Bel Air

Sealed in an airtight sarcophagus to prevent spoilage.

4. Bill Clinton

Fashioned from feathers and tin, this likeness plays saxophone and looks upon you with painted eyes that seem to hate.

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