I think I'll speak for everyone and say "Nobody."
Spend a day with Jose! You can't go wrong with a guy this strong! (But don't try joking about the doping!)
Review is in: Tallymander is good, not great.
HOLLYWOOD'S FAVORITE DELUSIONAL BUBBLE BOY IS ON TWITTER!! WELCOME, BUBB (SHORT FOR BUBBLE BOY!!!)
I have no eyes, no mouth, and only a pee hole. Send this to 9 people.
Pissing and shitting all over yourself will never be "lame." Wise up.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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