I think I'll speak for everyone and say "Nobody."

Spend a day with Jose! You can't go wrong with a guy this strong! (But don't try joking about the doping!)

Review is in: Tallymander is good, not great.

HOLLYWOOD'S FAVORITE DELUSIONAL BUBBLE BOY IS ON TWITTER!! WELCOME, BUBB (SHORT FOR BUBBLE BOY!!!)

I have no eyes, no mouth, and only a pee hole. Send this to 9 people.

Same.

Pissing and shitting all over yourself will never be "lame." Wise up.

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