I think I'll speak for everyone and say "Nobody."
Spend a day with Jose! You can't go wrong with a guy this strong! (But don't try joking about the doping!)
Review is in: Tallymander is good, not great.
HOLLYWOOD'S FAVORITE DELUSIONAL BUBBLE BOY IS ON TWITTER!! WELCOME, BUBB (SHORT FOR BUBBLE BOY!!!)
I have no eyes, no mouth, and only a pee hole. Send this to 9 people.
Pissing and shitting all over yourself will never be "lame." Wise up.
Forget Target or Best Buy, if you want deals this Black Friday you can't do better than smoking massive, mind-melting quantities of DMT.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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