I think I'll speak for everyone and say "Nobody."
Spend a day with Jose! You can't go wrong with a guy this strong! (But don't try joking about the doping!)
Review is in: Tallymander is good, not great.
HOLLYWOOD'S FAVORITE DELUSIONAL BUBBLE BOY IS ON TWITTER!! WELCOME, BUBB (SHORT FOR BUBBLE BOY!!!)
I have no eyes, no mouth, and only a pee hole. Send this to 9 people.
Pissing and shitting all over yourself will never be "lame." Wise up.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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