September 7th, 2009




Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:
Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.





Joslyn: Sent: 07:41 PM 09/07/2009:
Better delete your message before it self destructs.





Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:
Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here





Joslyn: Sent: 07:45 PM 09/07/2009:
Better have my 12 pack of hebrew nationals NO KETCHUP or deal is off. I'm in room btw. Looks like I could do some damage with my night terrors.





Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:
Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears





Joslyn: Sent: 07:59 PM 09/07/2009:
That's cool I'm just watching monsters vs. aliens on ppv and eating 11 dollar cashews out of the fridge.





Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:
Are you close to being ready





Joslyn: Sent: 08:23 PM 09/07/2009:
I'm ready whenever you are as long as those hebenatls are stacked n ready to be chowed on.





Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:
Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now





Joslyn: Sent: 08:34 PM 09/07/2009:
Okay, I'm just putting on my balaclava and backwards boots to fool the indian trackers.





Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful





Joslyn: Sent: 07:41 PM 09/07/2009:
oh fuck I will watch out for that thanks for the heads up btw what was your stupid room faggot I got distracted worrying about room service cart





Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
Room358





Joslyn: Sent: 09:50 PM 09/07/2009:
dang boy you treated me like a naughty resusci anne in there. Loved it when u cleared my airway and asked 3 times loud if I was okay.


(the next afternoon)




Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you





Joslyn: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Did you want to rain pissy mists on me or was this just a general inquiry for the file?





Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity





Joslyn: Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Yes I went to an exfoliating yoga retreat in europe and it was pretty much the teacher pissing on your naked body then having sex with you.





Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you





Joslyn: Sent: 01:31 PM 09/08/2009:
I still haven't killed a child. Have you?





Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight





Joslyn: Sent: 02:13 PM 09/08/2009:
It's probably not too different from killing a teenager or an adult. Once you get past that taboo it's easy to take a life. Want to try it with me next week?





Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Maybe





Joslyn: Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
dang I just started my period, really heavy flow, and I've got the worst diarrhea of my life to go along with it joy :)





Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
I will be over in 10mins





Joslyn: Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:
And it'll all be over in 12mins.


October 4th, 2009




Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck



 
 Joslyn: Sent: 05:48 PM 10/04/2009:
Noooo! Did the room service cart see me?
 
 

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