Golcondetta Asplendus Yub wears a black engorgement shroud over multiple layers of shed human skin. She is wearing two shoes.
Pinion-Runnel: There is a single star that divides day from night. I do not know how these beasts endure the wild fluctuations in temperature. I am subjected.
Pinion-Runnel: Do you fantasize about the retreat?
Pinion-Runnel: We cannot give in to that defeatism. The hypnagogues cannot claim our inheritance.
Tensor: I wish at all times for my body to die.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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