Fully aroused whiskers obscenely extended and ready for mingling, Nectarix Ollgiv-Ur ascends the ladder from beneath, where the survivors still dwell beneath the falling hills. Haunted by memories of her former life, she approaches humans, but she is changing into something she cannot understand and they actively hate and fear. What she wears does not concern them.

Tensor: Will they destroy us?

Pinion-Runnel: Who?

Tensor: Does it matter?

Pinion-Runnel: It does not matter.

Tensor: Will they destroy us?

Pinion-Runnel: If you ask the question, then we are already lost. Forget it.

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