Czarissa Haimecc Yon-Casheuphe has emerged from the shelters unharmed by stellar radiation. She has gone undetected. She approaches wearing sanguinist cape, hip shunt, and lace leggings with memory device inserts.

Tensor: I bite my digits to silence my wails of desire.

Pinion-Runnel: The fluff is pronounced. It heightens the desire.

Tensor: I do not believe my desire could be more heightened.

Pinion-Runnel: Incorrect. We must not succumb to the weakness of biology. Resist the urge to assert your dominion.

Tensor: The females resist authority.

Pinion-Runnel: They are changing. The stone is amok.

Tensor: I yearn for the swim.

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