Joowix Shunt Belephon is clad in red. One shoe is visible. Perhaps only a single shoe exists. The whiskers suggest readiness for mating.


Tensor: They adapt naturally to positions that arouse us.

Pinion-Runnel: Their lithe bodies contort to capture our desire, but do not be deceived. The others pursue the stone. If the humans have it...

Tensor: We will never return to the swim.

Pinion-Runnel: Each body a vessel of agonizing solitude, ruled by chemical reactions and the old ways of bones and blood.

Tensor: I frequently require the elimination of waste.

Pinion-Runnel: Look at us. What female would supplicate herself to us? We are disgusting meat piles.

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