The Arthouse of Horrors - Retro PC Game Covers

Monday, Jun 16, 2008 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

3D World Boxing (1992)

Seems to Say: Fight your way back to the top as a boxer struck down by jaundice and trapped inside a naturalist landscape by a wizard. Now is the boxer's chance to reclaim the title that was stolen from him by mafia sorcery! But can he become the king of the ring before cirrhosis of the liver brings him down again for the big 10-count?

Verdict: I appreciate a survival horror boxing game as much as the next guy, but claiming it's a "3D World" and then trying to sell that with a decaying boxer and a painting seems like a questionable decision.

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