Seems to Say: Get the fuck ready for the sweetest game ever. You know you are in for a full plate of awesome with Maddog Williams. You've got lightning bolts, misty castles, full moons, and dudes with huge swords and awesome beards. Oh, yeah, and did I forget to mention he is riding a freaking dragon?
Verdict: You don't have time to sit around not playing this game. Whatever happens, it is going to be the most epic anything ever.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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