Seems to Say: More boxing and an extra dimension. What are they counting as the fourth dimension here? I guess if it involves beam-shooting robots punching each other that's a pretty worthwhile extra dimension. Although, it does seem a little pointless to design boxing, beam-shooting robots and then have them wear boxing gloves. And what's with putting them in trunks? And are those socks and shower shoes? This doesn't make any sense.
Verdict: Pssst. In the 5th Dimension the robots are naked and fight with their junk.
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