Seems to Say: More boxing and an extra dimension. What are they counting as the fourth dimension here? I guess if it involves beam-shooting robots punching each other that's a pretty worthwhile extra dimension. Although, it does seem a little pointless to design boxing, beam-shooting robots and then have them wear boxing gloves. And what's with putting them in trunks? And are those socks and shower shoes? This doesn't make any sense.
Verdict: Pssst. In the 5th Dimension the robots are naked and fight with their junk.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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