Seems to Say: "Do you think we can get the retard cripple in the wheelchair to slam dunk? No? Okay, who is next on our list of Least Believable Street Basketball Players?"
Verdict: Singlehandedly makes the hacky sack from California Games look like pickup basketball at Cabrini.
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