Seems to Say: Be prepared for some very lopsided aerial combat. I realize the Red Baron was a badass, but did the Russians really need a MiG-15 jet fighter to shoot him down over Korea? And what kind of moron is behind the stick of that F-16? He's about to get perforated by a World War II plane.
Verdict: Not so much an "Air Duel" as "pick which historic airplane you want to blow up with an AIM-9".
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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