Seems to Say: Be prepared for some very lopsided aerial combat. I realize the Red Baron was a badass, but did the Russians really need a MiG-15 jet fighter to shoot him down over Korea? And what kind of moron is behind the stick of that F-16? He's about to get perforated by a World War II plane.
Verdict: Not so much an "Air Duel" as "pick which historic airplane you want to blow up with an AIM-9".
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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