Seems to Say: Altered Police Sketch. "Yeah, he had fuller lips. And short hair. And, oh, on the right side of his face was a werewolf head. Yeah, just like that. And he was taking a bath. Yes, officer, that was the man that kicked my dog and turned him into a floating ball."
Verdict: If you played Altered Beast on the PC you probably didn't have any friends.
We clear up the BREXIT for confused Americans wondering why the global economy is collapsing this time.
BEEP! BOOP! ZAP! Video games aren't for my dad anymore! Because he's dead.
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