Seems to Say: Altered Police Sketch. "Yeah, he had fuller lips. And short hair. And, oh, on the right side of his face was a werewolf head. Yeah, just like that. And he was taking a bath. Yes, officer, that was the man that kicked my dog and turned him into a floating ball."
Verdict: If you played Altered Beast on the PC you probably didn't have any friends.
It is 2016. I think it is high time that Captain America have a dog man as a boyfriend.
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