Man I feel lucky! Just went to the store and won 20 off a $1 scratch off!- !That Sh*t Cray! (@ThtShit_CrayHoe) December 26, 2012
in the mood for a walk- kainyershel (@jenny_calder) December 26, 2012
Just saw a cat. So cute!!!- IQIN (@Innocent_sab) December 25, 2012
It's raining- aqila96 (@AqilaMerza) December 26, 2012
I want an iPad.- Mary Cramer (@marycramerr) December 26, 2012
The left side of my face hurts- aa (@HaaiSuzy) December 25, 2012
Uhhh really need to use the bathroom...- ±zu¢T8± d (@ladyavok) December 26, 2012
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