Man I feel lucky! Just went to the store and won 20 off a $1 scratch off!- !That Sh*t Cray! (@ThtShit_CrayHoe) December 26, 2012
in the mood for a walk- kainyershel (@jenny_calder) December 26, 2012
Just saw a cat. So cute!!!- IQIN (@Innocent_sab) December 25, 2012
It's raining- aqila96 (@AqilaMerza) December 26, 2012
I want an iPad.- Mary Cramer (@marycramerr) December 26, 2012
The left side of my face hurts- aa (@HaaiSuzy) December 25, 2012
Uhhh really need to use the bathroom...- ±zu¢T8± d (@ladyavok) December 26, 2012
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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