Powerful and wise, this smoking man with extremely good and not bad music is set to take the year 2014 by storm. One smoking dad puffs on a pipe in front of a camera for 60 seconds-- you won't believe what happens next!
What is happening. No one knows and few people care when hot sauce Vegeta takes the stage. Doctors HATE him and you won't believe what happens next!
Lehon tells us about his plan to kiss. You won't believe what happens after that!
This is a powerful film about a deaf giant woman that crushes tiny deaf men. It is extremely good and you will love it. Once the tiny men get into trouble, you won't believe what happens next!
This video filled with powerful toilet tips is poised to become the #1 video of 2014. Move over Gangnam Style, the number one fad of 2013 ain't shit compared! Psy watched this video, and you won't believe what happened next!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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