Boswell Jumbo X Nose Jet


Powerful and wise, this smoking man with extremely good and not bad music is set to take the year 2014 by storm. One smoking dad puffs on a pipe in front of a camera for 60 seconds-- you won't believe what happens next!


Vegeta loves a hot sauce feet


What is happening. No one knows and few people care when hot sauce Vegeta takes the stage. Doctors HATE him and you won't believe what happens next!


my plan


Lehon tells us about his plan to kiss. You won't believe what happens after that!


The Deaf Giantess - Silver Planet


This is a powerful film about a deaf giant woman that crushes tiny deaf men. It is extremely good and you will love it. Once the tiny men get into trouble, you won't believe what happens next!


Tips on Using the Toilet


This video filled with powerful toilet tips is poised to become the #1 video of 2014. Move over Gangnam Style, the number one fad of 2013 ain't shit compared! Psy watched this video, and you won't believe what happened next!

– Jon "@fart" Hendren (@fart)

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