If dolphins are so smart, why have I eaten so many of them?
They say cockroaches will be the only creatures to survive a nuclear war. I say we need bigger bombs.
The moose is nature's Canadian.
Nobody would pay any attention to a big ugly overgrown amoeba, so the jellyfish was like, "hey, I know, let's hurt people for no reason."
Can you think of anything useful a goat does that some other animal doesn't do better, and with a lot less attitude?
Next time you're marveling at the majesty of a peacock in bloom, just remind yourself that it basically has a huge boner right now.
Sea anemones are like worst-case scenarios of what alien genitals might look like.
Ask someone what worms are good for, and I bet you ten bucks they'll come up with some half-baked crap about plants and the ecosystem.
Did you know that the ladybug is neither a lady nor a bug?Or, shit, I don't know, maybe it's a bug.
Somebody get that chicken a fucking sandwich.
Special thanks to Zack Parsons for contributing a few animal insults after I ran out of ideas!
I don't know what to write in here because basically I am back from the dead like Laserious hooray here I am to talk about this stupid election.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
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