"Howard Beale" drops a bombshell:
"serveaux" drops a bigger bombshell:
But in the end, "Howard Beale" wins this game of masturbation brinkmanship!
And that's the end! Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for their hard work and capacity for endless dirty jokes. We'll be back next week with pictures and more pictures! YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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