Thanks to Hellmonkey2k and evolution, we have this Jesus Fish. I'm sorry. I meant creationism.
AlPhie still has nightmares about the endless pool that murdered his family.
It's been awhile since Lank has had a gay adventure on the big boat.
mortalenema has updated the story of the ugly duckling using state-of-the-art CG and hatred for humanity.
For Christmas I'm buying Messyass a pound of FlexFit hats.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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