Thanks to Hellmonkey2k and evolution, we have this Jesus Fish. I'm sorry. I meant creationism.

AlPhie still has nightmares about the endless pool that murdered his family.

It's been awhile since Lank has had a gay adventure on the big boat.

mortalenema has updated the story of the ugly duckling using state-of-the-art CG and hatred for humanity.

For Christmas I'm buying Messyass a pound of FlexFit hats.

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