Thanks to Hellmonkey2k and evolution, we have this Jesus Fish. I'm sorry. I meant creationism.
AlPhie still has nightmares about the endless pool that murdered his family.
It's been awhile since Lank has had a gay adventure on the big boat.
mortalenema has updated the story of the ugly duckling using state-of-the-art CG and hatred for humanity.
For Christmas I'm buying Messyass a pound of FlexFit hats.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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