Decapod73 has seen some pretty good leg infections in his day.
SHOH believes that dinosaurs evolved into colorful talking birds.
JeremyV is black listed from most Arby's franchises.
Atomo takes about five hours to eat one cupcake because he does it psychically.
Misterphisty recently torched his outhouse for the insurance money.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
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