Decapod73 has seen some pretty good leg infections in his day.
SHOH believes that dinosaurs evolved into colorful talking birds.
JeremyV is black listed from most Arby's franchises.
Atomo takes about five hours to eat one cupcake because he does it psychically.
Misterphisty recently torched his outhouse for the insurance money.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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