Decapod73 has seen some pretty good leg infections in his day.
SHOH believes that dinosaurs evolved into colorful talking birds.
JeremyV is black listed from most Arby's franchises.
Atomo takes about five hours to eat one cupcake because he does it psychically.
Misterphisty recently torched his outhouse for the insurance money.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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