Epic Proportions was fired from McDonald's for drinking the liquid egg product.
Fishes&Cream was raised by zombies in the wild and this is why he is not allowed at the grownups table.
fresh27 yells at his alarm clock until it stops ringing. Then he cries himself back to sleep.
guvnor tried pretty hard to get to kids here, but who really reads these things anyway? Its the thought that counts.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
Honestly, the Assassin In Love poster is nearly perfect to begin with. It just needs a few minor tweaks.
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