Epic Proportions was fired from McDonald's for drinking the liquid egg product.
Fishes&Cream was raised by zombies in the wild and this is why he is not allowed at the grownups table.
fresh27 yells at his alarm clock until it stops ringing. Then he cries himself back to sleep.
guvnor tried pretty hard to get to kids here, but who really reads these things anyway? Its the thought that counts.
They told us to stop playing videogames on a school night. If only we'd ignored them.
As a vicious predator, I find that I have a constant, overwhelming urge to lick apples out of a huge block of ice. It's only, natural, right?
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