Epic Proportions was fired from McDonald's for drinking the liquid egg product.
Fishes&Cream was raised by zombies in the wild and this is why he is not allowed at the grownups table.
fresh27 yells at his alarm clock until it stops ringing. Then he cries himself back to sleep.
guvnor tried pretty hard to get to kids here, but who really reads these things anyway? Its the thought that counts.
Don't expect me to bust out a story about a positive gym experience. My sole purpose is to tell you which hellish gyms to stay away from. My head is a lump of dough. It is comprised of water, yeast, and flour.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
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