guvnor ran away from home at age 12 to start an apple butter farm.
Ice_2_c_u earned his name rapping on the mean streets of Candy Land.
JabbaDegrassi gets drunk after school and paints graffiti on warp pipes.
JMichaelWright stormed out of the theater when he realized "The Matrix" had nothing to do with math. Also the theatre was on fire.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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