guvnor ran away from home at age 12 to start an apple butter farm.
Ice_2_c_u earned his name rapping on the mean streets of Candy Land.
JabbaDegrassi gets drunk after school and paints graffiti on warp pipes.
JMichaelWright stormed out of the theater when he realized "The Matrix" had nothing to do with math. Also the theatre was on fire.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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