guvnor ran away from home at age 12 to start an apple butter farm.
Ice_2_c_u earned his name rapping on the mean streets of Candy Land.
JabbaDegrassi gets drunk after school and paints graffiti on warp pipes.
JMichaelWright stormed out of the theater when he realized "The Matrix" had nothing to do with math. Also the theatre was on fire.
Rock legend David Bowie has changed his identity with almost every album. Can you remember all these classic Bowie characters?
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
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