guvnor ran away from home at age 12 to start an apple butter farm.
Ice_2_c_u earned his name rapping on the mean streets of Candy Land.
JabbaDegrassi gets drunk after school and paints graffiti on warp pipes.
JMichaelWright stormed out of the theater when he realized "The Matrix" had nothing to do with math. Also the theatre was on fire.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!