CaptainPancakes earned his rank for outstanding usage of syrup in a field of combat.
Chunjee won a case of irritable bowel syndrome from a carnie.
Hit down, down, forward, kick, block, punch to activate Dharkbayne's special fireball move.
Django drags a coffin full of porn with him wherever he goes.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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