CaptainPancakes earned his rank for outstanding usage of syrup in a field of combat.
Chunjee won a case of irritable bowel syndrome from a carnie.
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Django drags a coffin full of porn with him wherever he goes.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
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