CaptainPancakes earned his rank for outstanding usage of syrup in a field of combat.
Chunjee won a case of irritable bowel syndrome from a carnie.
Hit down, down, forward, kick, block, punch to activate Dharkbayne's special fireball move.
Django drags a coffin full of porn with him wherever he goes.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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