CaptainPancakes earned his rank for outstanding usage of syrup in a field of combat.
Chunjee won a case of irritable bowel syndrome from a carnie.
Hit down, down, forward, kick, block, punch to activate Dharkbayne's special fireball move.
Django drags a coffin full of porn with him wherever he goes.
Hey, friends! Steve Mnuchin is taking a trip to the money. Let's go with him!
Those NFL players have really stuck their knees in it this time!
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