Page Nine: Holy Crap
"Pointman" often appeals to the abyss for answers:
"Brad Lee" references one of the worst Simpsons episodes ever! Good for him!
"Origami" scored the first Jesus joke:
"Baxatrax" wasn't the first, but his Jesus joke was still pretty swell:
Woah! Here comes another abrupt segue! "Pointman" keeps digging deep for answers:
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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