Page Seven: Retro Explosion in Nerd City!
"3xCool" apparently thinks Gary Coleman has a lot of advice to give:
"atari900" brings us this search engine complete with Mr. THX sound:
"Nando" is our weekly loser for bashing the Snorkes. The audacity!
"BillyWh0re" is our nerd of the week:
Personally, I'd rather ask Spock. Let the records show that "Man-Rider" failed to provide me with Spock!
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
SUPPRESSIVE DOG is overburdened with body thetans and refuses to cooperate with my attempts to audit him. I have no choice but to disconnect from him and adopt a better dog. 555-1294
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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