Page Seven: Retro Explosion in Nerd City!

"3xCool" apparently thinks Gary Coleman has a lot of advice to give:

"atari900" brings us this search engine complete with Mr. THX sound:

"Nando" is our weekly loser for bashing the Snorkes. The audacity!

"BillyWh0re" is our nerd of the week:

Personally, I'd rather ask Spock. Let the records show that "Man-Rider" failed to provide me with Spock!

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