p0tt3d m3at's ten day forecast calls for record lows.
Punch McRockGroin just wants to get through one day without hating himself. Just one lousy day is all!
RegistrarFagor7 falls in love with every girl that smiles at him. All of them work at checkout counters.
Salsa Shark sometimes tries to swallow food without chewing in hopes that it will choke him to death.
SavoyTruffle reads the newspapers and tries to imagine what his obituary would read like.
I stand with PewDiePie.
In the coming days Prombles will completely revolutionize the way we think about useless household devices. With less expensive alternatives like Amazon's Echo and Google Home already on the market, what can our smart speaker offer you, the customer?
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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