p0tt3d m3at's ten day forecast calls for record lows.
Punch McRockGroin just wants to get through one day without hating himself. Just one lousy day is all!
RegistrarFagor7 falls in love with every girl that smiles at him. All of them work at checkout counters.
Salsa Shark sometimes tries to swallow food without chewing in hopes that it will choke him to death.
SavoyTruffle reads the newspapers and tries to imagine what his obituary would read like.
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
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