As implied by his screen name (d0grent) and title text ("turtle guy"), the forums poster responsible for this theme loves animals, and that apparently includes the dead, desecrated kind! He suggested a Google Image Search for "bad taxidermy," Vodvillain followed up with a direct link to Crappy Taxidermy, and the SA Goons started bringing the taxidermied beasts back to their natural habitats in a hideously altered state! It's like Pet Sematary, but somehow scarier!


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