As implied by his screen name (d0grent) and title text ("turtle guy"), the forums poster responsible for this theme loves animals, and that apparently includes the dead, desecrated kind! He suggested a Google Image Search for "bad taxidermy," Vodvillain followed up with a direct link to Crappy Taxidermy, and the SA Goons started bringing the taxidermied beasts back to their natural habitats in a hideously altered state! It's like Pet Sematary, but somehow scarier!
Tea Party Crasher
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!