eightcell does wonders with herbs and spices.
Rattus Amicus is a terrible alternate reality travel agent.
eightcell's weakness is capitalism.
It is hard to imagine that this picture is the work of SomewhatFraudulent's delicate, lotion-covered hands.
eightcell has had it out for robots ever since they killed his family.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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