eightcell does wonders with herbs and spices.
Rattus Amicus is a terrible alternate reality travel agent.
eightcell's weakness is capitalism.
It is hard to imagine that this picture is the work of SomewhatFraudulent's delicate, lotion-covered hands.
eightcell has had it out for robots ever since they killed his family.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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