This week is sort of like a Variety Pack of yore, albeit not much of one. I combined two separate themes from the Something Awful Forum Goons – alternative transportation and "the future that never was" – into one delightful look at an alternate world where everything is as it should be. May these images bring you true happiness!

Nutsngum is one part Norman Y. Mineta, one part mad.

DJCoZMik managed to tear his ACL making this.

For a foppish dandy like Clavius, this sort of thing comes easy.

Ulu can talk for hours and hours about his love of tubes.

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  • The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fracking Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    ‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.

  • Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Your Dog is Totally Worth Refrigerated Food

    Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.

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