This week is sort of like a Variety Pack of yore, albeit not much of one. I combined two separate themes from the Something Awful Forum Goons – alternative transportation and "the future that never was" – into one delightful look at an alternate world where everything is as it should be. May these images bring you true happiness!

Nutsngum is one part Norman Y. Mineta, one part mad.

DJCoZMik managed to tear his ACL making this.

For a foppish dandy like Clavius, this sort of thing comes easy.

Ulu can talk for hours and hours about his love of tubes.

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