This week is sort of like a Variety Pack of yore, albeit not much of one. I combined two separate themes from the Something Awful Forum Goons – alternative transportation and "the future that never was" – into one delightful look at an alternate world where everything is as it should be. May these images bring you true happiness!

Nutsngum is one part Norman Y. Mineta, one part mad.

DJCoZMik managed to tear his ACL making this.

For a foppish dandy like Clavius, this sort of thing comes easy.

Ulu can talk for hours and hours about his love of tubes.

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  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

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