"insomnia" knows a thing or two about running a farm:
"Phat Albert" likes to whip it out and shoot things, especially animals:
Scary sharks are all the rage with "xd":
"AxeManiac" has discovered the board game version of the most extreme "sport" out there:
Keep reading, cornflake!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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