> watch tv with wife
> let's be nice bob this time around
red plastic cup
> call your wife a "foxy mamacita" and put the moves on her
> ejaculate immediately
> call a babysitter for Byron, tell wife to come upstairs and change into fancy clothes cuz you're going out on a spontaneous romantic date
> Surprise her by taking her to a swingers party.
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