> watch tv with wife
> let's be nice bob this time around
red plastic cup
> call your wife a "foxy mamacita" and put the moves on her
> ejaculate immediately
> call a babysitter for Byron, tell wife to come upstairs and change into fancy clothes cuz you're going out on a spontaneous romantic date
> Surprise her by taking her to a swingers party.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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