Poland Spring

> watch tv with wife


> let's be nice bob this time around


red plastic cup

> call your wife a "foxy mamacita" and put the moves on her


Amateur Saboteur

> ejaculate immediately



> call a babysitter for Byron, tell wife to come upstairs and change into fancy clothes cuz you're going out on a spontaneous romantic date



> Surprise her by taking her to a swingers party.


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