big duck equals goose
> Take off your shirt, get up on stage and push in front of the mic, scream "I love you wife!!" And stage dive onto her.
> Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony
> Shout at GWAR to play Free Bird
> Inform wife that made you incredibly aroused. Take her to seedy rent by the hour motel. Buy her some crack.
> Stroke her arm softly then tell her you'll take her home in a soothing manner. Leave her at the concert then go home and fuck the babysitter.
> devour horse figurines
18 Character Limit
> violently excrete ponies at Byron to finally teach him fundamental manliness.
> Masturbate on everything you can (including your son and the sitter).
Grand Prize Winner
we can still make this right
> bar son's door, set fire to everything
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
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