big duck equals goose
> Take off your shirt, get up on stage and push in front of the mic, scream "I love you wife!!" And stage dive onto her.
> Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony
> Shout at GWAR to play Free Bird
> Inform wife that made you incredibly aroused. Take her to seedy rent by the hour motel. Buy her some crack.
> Stroke her arm softly then tell her you'll take her home in a soothing manner. Leave her at the concert then go home and fuck the babysitter.
> devour horse figurines
18 Character Limit
> violently excrete ponies at Byron to finally teach him fundamental manliness.
> Masturbate on everything you can (including your son and the sitter).
Grand Prize Winner
we can still make this right
> bar son's door, set fire to everything
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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