> Take her to a GWAR concert
> ask Susie to show Byron "a good time" tonight, and flash $100 note.
> slowly drive by her favorite restaurant on the way to GWAR
> Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert
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