> ask susie for a hug, you are still a young boy and you been through a lot today and it was really scary. While hugging susie pickpocket the hundred dollar bill Bob paid her earlier.
> Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.
Noni> Take that axe from the firetruck and stuff it in your pony armor.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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