> ask susie for a hug, you are still a young boy and you been through a lot today and it was really scary. While hugging susie pickpocket the hundred dollar bill Bob paid her earlier.
> Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.
Noni> Take that axe from the firetruck and stuff it in your pony armor.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
The famed gonzo otaku journalist writes about the death of gaming culture in 2014.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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