> ask susie for a hug, you are still a young boy and you been through a lot today and it was really scary. While hugging susie pickpocket the hundred dollar bill Bob paid her earlier.
> Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.
Noni> Take that axe from the firetruck and stuff it in your pony armor.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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