> ask susie for a hug, you are still a young boy and you been through a lot today and it was really scary. While hugging susie pickpocket the hundred dollar bill Bob paid her earlier.
> Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.
Noni> Take that axe from the firetruck and stuff it in your pony armor.
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