> Bob's wife has had enough of this shit. It is time for her to take control.
> Tell Bob you want a divorce.
> switch back to Byron, ram susie's car through wall of room 1
Glory of Arioch
> Let Balsac get close, then scream the name of your favorite pony as you jam your plastick ponyshank into Balsac's ballsack
> Pull out shank, stab into Balsac's throat repeatedly with vigor while singing "my little pony"
> Take his helmet and complete the ritual. Hail Satan!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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