> Bob's wife has had enough of this shit. It is time for her to take control.
> Tell Bob you want a divorce.
> switch back to Byron, ram susie's car through wall of room 1
Glory of Arioch
> Let Balsac get close, then scream the name of your favorite pony as you jam your plastick ponyshank into Balsac's ballsack
> Pull out shank, stab into Balsac's throat repeatedly with vigor while singing "my little pony"
> Take his helmet and complete the ritual. Hail Satan!
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
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