Poland Spring

> Bob's wife has had enough of this shit. It is time for her to take control.

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mr.capps

> Tell Bob you want a divorce.

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Kid Gloves

> switch back to Byron, ram susie's car through wall of room 1

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Glory of Arioch

> Let Balsac get close, then scream the name of your favorite pony as you jam your plastick ponyshank into Balsac's ballsack

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Al Borland

> Pull out shank, stab into Balsac's throat repeatedly with vigor while singing "my little pony"

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NoonOwl

> Take his helmet and complete the ritual. Hail Satan!

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