Poland Spring

> Bob's wife has had enough of this shit. It is time for her to take control.



> Tell Bob you want a divorce.


Kid Gloves

> switch back to Byron, ram susie's car through wall of room 1


Glory of Arioch

> Let Balsac get close, then scream the name of your favorite pony as you jam your plastick ponyshank into Balsac's ballsack


Al Borland

> Pull out shank, stab into Balsac's throat repeatedly with vigor while singing "my little pony"



> Take his helmet and complete the ritual. Hail Satan!


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