> Bob's wife has had enough of this shit. It is time for her to take control.
> Tell Bob you want a divorce.
> switch back to Byron, ram susie's car through wall of room 1
Glory of Arioch
> Let Balsac get close, then scream the name of your favorite pony as you jam your plastick ponyshank into Balsac's ballsack
> Pull out shank, stab into Balsac's throat repeatedly with vigor while singing "my little pony"
> Take his helmet and complete the ritual. Hail Satan!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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