NAG looks for mermaids in manholes, but he usually just finds rats, sewage and discarded murder weapons.
Bulldozer runs over trees for fun, but at least he made this image without wasting a single piece of paper.
Schweinhund always looks at the bright side of life.
Squid Hat can't stop living in the red. Blood stains can be so stubborn.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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