NAG looks for mermaids in manholes, but he usually just finds rats, sewage and discarded murder weapons.
Bulldozer runs over trees for fun, but at least he made this image without wasting a single piece of paper.
Schweinhund always looks at the bright side of life.
Squid Hat can't stop living in the red. Blood stains can be so stubborn.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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